LavaGuava Bomb Balm label: a lava creature holding half a guava in front of an erupting volcano

Unit 03 · Fruity Puppy Outlet Mall

LavaGuava Bomb Balm

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The loud one. Lava meets guava. Heat meets fruit. This is the combat cream of the Fruity Puppy line: guava up front, volcano in the back, and a label that grins about it.

Close-up of a cut lilikoi, seeds and golden pulp

It smells like a fruit stand next to an eruption. You will know it before you see it.

The label

Product of Hawai'i
LavaGuava Bomb Balm label with the lava creature and guava
A lava creature holds half a guava and grins about it. Combat cream, says the badge. Product of Hawai'i, says the other badge.

The fruit

Cut it open
A halved lilikoi showing golden pulp and seeds
Sweet, seedy, slightly feral. In this building it goes on skin, not in smoothies.

The attitude

Quality control
Erv, the cane toad scientist, sunglasses down over his eyes
Erv does not moisturize. He sprays. LavaGuava is the one product he will not argue about in public.

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